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Wednesday 04 February 2015 @ 08:00pm :  -
Blue Suede Sporran Club


The Blue Suede Sporran Club swings back into action on Wednesday 4th February for another evening of poetry and booze, so there''s only one thing to do and that''s to head to the finest pub in the world for some top quality entertainment. - Entry: £6 on the door - get there early!

Previous Blue Suede Sporran Club Nights hosted by the tartan Elvis McGonagall have featured the likes of: John Hegley, Martin Newell, John Osborne, Annie Freud, Murray Lachlan Young, Chris Redmond, Martin Figura, Luke Wright, AF Harold, Byron Vincent, The Very Grimm Brothers, Jonny Fluffypunk and Rob Auton.


John Osborne


John Osborne is a writer and poet based in Norwich. He''s had stories and comedy shows broadcast on Radio 4 and poems published in The Guardian, The Spectator and The Big Issue. He is a regular at festivals including Glastonbury, Latitude, Bestival and the Edinburgh Fringe and is the author of three non-fiction books "The Newsagent''s Window", "Don''t Need The Sunshine", a profile of British seasides and "Radio Head" which was Radio 4''s "Book of the Week". His first full collection of poems "Most People Aren''t That Happy Anyway" is published by Nasty Little Press.


"Osborne sits somewhere between Tom Wrigglesworth and Daniel Kitson which is a very good place to sit. I could have listened for hours" ~ The Independent

"Funny, perceptive and artfully naive Candide among the airwaves....made me laugh, made me think" ~ The Daily Telegraph

"Genius....a comic highlight....captivating" ~ The Guardian

"Beautifully written, funny and poignant" ~ The Scotsman

"Yes, I like these poems. There is a warmth, as you''d expect with a balaclava in the title." ~ John Hegley ( Praising his poetry pamphlet "What If Men Burst In Wearing Balaclavas")

Molly Naylor


Molly Naylor is a scriptwriter, poet and theatre-maker although she describes herself on her website as a "writer, performer, sister and massive tool". She is the co-writer with John Osborne of "After Hours" a Sky 1 sitcom scheduled to air in 2015. Molly has been commissioned by and worked with BBC Radio 4, the Royal Shakespeare Company, The Bush Theatre, Oxford Playhouse and Battersea Arts Centre.

Her first solo show "Whenever I Get Blown Up I Think Of You" debuted at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, was subsequently adapted for BBC Radio 4, toured internationally and was published in a graphic novel adaptation by Nasty Little Press.



"Brave, tough, funny and beautiful writing" ~ The Guardian

"Naylor writes with a poet’s ear for rhythm and metaphor, and delivers with a stand-up’s comic timing" ~ Irish Times

"Urgent, edgy, the poetry of young urban Britain" ~ The Independent

"Lyrical, inquisitive and funny" ~ The Stage

Your host for the evening : Elvis McGonagall


Elvis McGonagall’s first public performance took place on Saturday, 11th October, 2003 at the UK Allcomers’ Slam in Cheltenham where he somehow finished runner-up. In June 2006 Elvis won the World Slam championship at the Poetry International festival in Rotterdam after previously winning the 2006 Spokefest UK Slam Championship at the Theatre Royal, Stratford East in London, the 2004 UK Allcomers’ Slam championship at the Cheltenham Literary Festival and the 2003 Farrago UK Slam.

Elvis appeared on the first ever edition of BBC Radio 4''s Sony Gold Award winning "Saturday Live" in 2006 and has featured on the programme regularly since then. Other appearances on BBC Radio 4 include "Today", "Arthur Smith''s Balham Bash", "A Good Read", "Material World", "Last Word", "Off The Page", "Recycled Radio", "Pick of the Week" and "The Wondermentalist Cabaret". He has appeared on BBC1''s "The One Show", BBC2''s "The Culture Show" and their coverage of the "World Snooker Championship Final" and on Channel 4''s "Random Acts". Other radio credits include writing and presenting the BBC Radio 4 documentaries "A Doggerel Bard" and "Beacons and Blue Remembered Hills" and regular appearances on BBC Radio Scotland''s "MacAulay and Co" as well as BBC Radio 2''s Breakfast Show and "It''s Grimm Up North", BBC Radio 4 Extra''s "Saturday Stand-Up" and "What''s So Funny", BBC Radio 7''s "Poetry Stand-Up" and BBC World Service''s "Weekend" and "Click".

Elvis performs live at literary and music festivals, comedy clubs and dodgy dives up and down the country and abroad, from The Square and Compass in Worth Matravers to The Glamour Bar in Shanghai, including the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Glastonbury, Latitude and The Big Chill, Cheltenham Literature Festival, Leicester, Glasgow and Reading Comedy Festivals, Tolpuddle Martyrs Festival, Aldeburgh, Ledbury and Stanza Poetry Festivals as well as The Stand Comedy Club in Edinburgh and Glasgow, The Colony Club Room in London (R.I.P), The Bonnie Prince Charlie Karaoke Klub in Kirkcaldy and Mr Bing’s Cantonese Cocktail Lounge in Cowdenbeath.

Elvis is the compere of the notorious Blue Suede Sporran Club and regularly MC''s events here, there and everywhere.



"A Fringe debut that is everything it should be: funny, angry and tightly written....McGonagall combines anger, polish and carefully crafted verse in a way which recalls John Cooper Clarke" ~ ****The Scotsman review of "One Man And His Doggerel" at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival - Gilded Balloon, August 2009

"......verses shot through with a moral umbrage and rhetorical power....this hour is a bracing throwback to the days when comedy made room for militant eccentrics with a knack for scansion and a bolshie hankering to change the world" ~ ****The Guardian review of "One Man And His Doggerel" at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival - Gilded Balloon, August 2009

“….if poetry is the new rock ‘n roll then Elvis….is Elvis” ~ Steve Larkin, Hammer & Tongue

“….very brilliant….political ….but side-splittingly funny” ~ The Reading Rant

“….comic poetry with a stand-up charge coupled with intelligent leaps of the poetic imagination” ~ Shortfuse

"....a tour de force....punchy, intelligent often hysterical poems....a must see" ~ The Latest

"Elvis McGonagall does not wear specs or a monagall, but he looks good and stands up well on stage" ~ John Hegley

"In London, nowadays, the pulses of high-born women quicken and they fasten their hands on their hearts at the very mention of him, so I hear" ~ Martin Newell

"....a poet of panache and zip and steely politic and unadulterated tartan....a supreme concoction which bubbles over and scalds the status quo" ~ UK Touring

“flamboyant….razor-sharp text….intense energy….reminds me of Adrian Mitchell, John Cooper Clarke and Linton Kwesi Johnson….all the right people” ~ Simon Vinkenoog